A wholesome conspiracy called Indian democracy

A wholesome conspiracy called Indian Democracy - Jineh Naaz Hai Hind Par Woh Kahan Hain!

April 22, 2014 at 8:19am Facebook

Agar main hota Modi...

Wide-spread vandalism, total anarchy, deep-rooted conspiracy - 67 years of choicest, fanciest & loudest slogans by the polity - this is how the nation is being made go down the drain as far as ‘We, the people are concerned”. There is a total freedom to do anything under the sun on this part of the planet, as per our whims & fancies, using power & position (money & muscle). No checks done, no questions asked. After all, we struggled and sacrificed a lot to gain ‘such a freedom’ … isn’t that true?

Bhartiya Loktantra/Prajatantra ek bahut badi saajish hai…aisa har shaks mehsoos karne laga hai…

Yahan Har soch ek sajish hai, har vichar ek sajish hai; har labz ek sajish hai, har khyal ek sajish hai; har sawal ek sajish hai, har jawab ek sajish hai; har ilzam ek sajish hai, har bayan ek sajish hai; hamara hona ek sajish hai, hamara jeena ek sajish hai… Hamara bolna bhi ek sajish hai, aur hamara khamosh rehna bhi ek sajish hai. Khamosh ham reh nahi sakte, kiyonki hamen awaam (public domain) ke beech kucch to bolna hai. Khamoshi ke hazaaron afsane bana diye jayeinge! Kisi shayar ne theek hi kaha hai ki… “Khamoshiyon se bhi duniya main galat baton ke charche hain, Jamane ko ab hamse na kehne ki shikayat hai”. Hamari samajh main nahi ata ki ham karein to kiya karein??? Kitni baar aur kitne logon ko unhi sawaalon ka jawab baar baar detein rahain…

Sajishon ke is bhanvanr main chahe ham jis bhi sateh par hon; upar, beech main ya neeche; ham sab ne doobna hai, yeh tay hai. Aur yeh ham sabhi acchi tarah se jaante hain. Kiyonki ek bar jo bhanvar main phans gaya uska nikalna ya ubharna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai. To shayad sabne yehi than li hai ki “Gar doobna hi apna mukaddar hai to suno, doobein ge ham jaroor, magar na khuda ke saath”. Mahol kucch aisa ban gaya hai ki har samne betha shaks hi kasoorvaar hai, aisa ham maanne lage hain. Apne gireban main kiyon jhanke? Aankhein to khuda ne bahar ka nazaara dekhne ki lye dee hain, andar dekhne ke liye thode na! Sawal uthta hai ki... “Gar ham sab hain bekasoor to gunehgaar kon hai, gar ham sab hain imaandar to beimaan kon hai, gar ham sab hain anusashit to yeh hangaman kiyon hai…

Intazaar hai sirf us waqt ka, aur us insaan ka, jo khabron ki duniya main kucch naya chamatkar laye - jo hamare samaaj ki durdasha ko badi khabar banaye, uske liye pareshan ho, hamare yuvaon ko dooshit shiksha ke parinam aur bhatkan ke bare main usko phikr ho; shanti, muhabbat, ekta ke bare main sawal pooche, desh ki tarraki, unnatti aur suraksha ke bare main janne ki kaushish kare. Hamain saal dar saal yeh yaad na karaye ki aaj sikh haadson ki teesvin barsi hai, aaj baabri masjid ke dhancha girane ki beesvin barsi hai, aaj godhra kaand ki barhavin barsi hai, jaise ki yeh sab hamare rashtriya tiyohaar hon. Karam pradhan desh ki pramparaon ko ham bhool kar paisa pradhan ko hi sab kucch manne lagain hain. Phir kya apeksha ki ja sakti hai desh aur desh-vasiyon se? Is swal ka jawab dena sirf aur sirf hamari hi jimmedaari hai.

Is bhram ko todiye ki is desh, samaaj aur logon ki durdaha ke liye rajneta jimewaar hain. Sirf doosron par ungli uthane se ham apni jimedari se nahi bhag sakte. Agar hamne apna kaam theek se kiya yota to yeh desh aaj aisa nahi hota jaisa aaj hai.

Mera computer theek chal raha hai, mera mobile theek hai, mera calculator theek hai. Kisi ko pata hai mera deemag kiya kar raha hai, kahan hai? Ham deshbhakti ki lahar ko nazar-andaaz karke - jo permanent hai - un lehron ki baat kartein hain jo ek pal hain aur doosre pal phanah ho jayengi. Chahe woh lahar kisi vayakti ya parti ki hi kiyon na ho!! Ya to un sab se upar uth kar, jo bracket mein likhi har ibarat se hamari pahchan karati hai, Indian ban jaiye (Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christan, Parsi, Bahai, Jew, SC, ST, OBC, khap, jat, yadav, mali, meghwals, rebaris, rajput, sains, manuwadi, Punjabi, gujrati, Marathi, Marwari, Maliyali, Madrasi, Bihari, Kashmiri, Pahadi, Gorkha, Bengali, Bundelkhandi, Bhojpuri, and latest of this very year – yes, upto 2014 divisions are continuing – in the form of Jains as minority. God knows how many more are in the making), Ya phir shikayat karne ki aadat cchod dijeeye. British 1947 main hamein sirf do main baant kar gaye the. Dekhiye hamari tarakki ki misaal. Kiya alam banaya hai hamne. Do se ek hone ke bajaye, apni pehchan dhai-darjan jatiyon, dharmon, bhashaon aur seemayon main bana li. Ek kahavat hai, hamein wahi milta hai jiske ham layak hain - We get what we deserve. With our own money, an almost a trillion-dollar economy, with which a few hundred so called leaders are enjoying choicest of luxuries and security free of cost, see what we have chosen for ourselves!!! Rightly said, “Incredible India” or Indians.

Ya to apni soch badliye, ya phir raj netaon ko unki rajneeti ki dookan chalate rahne dijiye… Hamein netaon ki nahi, reformers ki jaroorat hai, guruon ki jarooratt hai jo hamein woh sab yaad dila sakein jise ham bhool chukein hain… sampoorn giyan hamare andar hone ke bawjood. Kiya theek hai aur kiya galat hai, kiya accha hai aur kiya bura hai, kis kam ke karne se hamain khushi milegi aur kis kam ke karne sa hamein dukh? Kiya ham nahi jaante? To har shaks giyani hua ya nahi? Kisi ko bhi parvachan dene ki zaroorat nahi. Har insaan, har shaks, har cheej se, har aagaz, har anjaam se waqif hai. Khud ko na-samajh hone ka natak karna cchod dein. Neta hamari khud-garzi par raajniti chala rahe hain!!!

Ek baar to banta hai bhai moka dena… Aur agar naumeediyan haath lagein, to mujhe sawalon ke katghare main khada kar dena. Main jaanta hun is mulk ki har marz (bimaari) ka ilaaz. Kisi ke paas jaadoo ki cchadi nahi hain. Sabse nai entry karne wale ke paas bhi nahi – khud usne elaan kiya tha. Tricks of the trade kitni jaldi seekh jatein hain sabhi. Jadoo ki cchadi sirf unke paas hoti hai jinke peecche desh bhakti ka zanoon aur soch kaam karti hai… “Mehroome haqeeqat hain sahil ke tamashai, ham doob ke samjhein hain dariyayon ki gehraee”…

Kiya jamana hai kucch aisi bhi saja deta hai, mera dushman bhi mere jeene ki duya deta hai,
Apna chehra koi kitna bhi cchupa le lekin, aaiyna har shaks ko aaiyna dikha deta hai.

Kisi shayar ne shayad kisi aashik ki aah ko bayan kiya hoga, par mujhe neeche kahe sher main us raat ke jashan ka mahol bhi kucch aisa hi lagta hai jab Nehru ne kaha tha “Jab duniya so rahi hai tab Bharat ‘jag’ raha hai” – “As the world sleeps, India wakes”

Bahar aaee to meri nigahein kaanp uthi

Yehi tevar the jab ujda tha chaman apna…

NEED OF THE HOUR - ANNA FACTOR (Non-political Vichardharah)

Jate jate rashtriya hit main is sandesh ke saath ek sandesh aur goozarish Priye Annaji ke liye… “Desh ko apki bahut jaroorat hai. Nai team banaiye. Aur mujhe team mein shamil karna na bhulna!” Mera yeh vada hai ki apko yeh kehne ka mauka nahi doonga… “Ham ba-wafa the isliye nazron se gir gaye, shayad unhe talash kisi be-wafa ki thi”

Aiye ham sabhi rubru hon is daur ki sabse badi haqeeqat se… Aaj ki haqueeqat Modiji ke liye kucch panktiyan samarpit karta hun...

• Tum jo ayoge to mausam doosra ho jayega
  Loo ka jhonka bhi chalega to sabah ho jayega
• Nafraton ne har taraf se gher rakha hai hamein
  Jab ye deewaren girengi raasta ho jayega
• Aaj tak deta hai khushbu jese ho taza gulab (kamal)
  Log samjhe the ki murjha kar fanah ho jayega

Aandhiyon ke iraade to acche na the
Yeh diya kaise jalta hua reh gaya?

Congress ke 60 saalon ne desh ki jo durdasha ki hai, uske liye sirf do panktiyan... Kiya khabar thi aye ameere shahar tere daur main; saan lena jurm jeena haadsa ho jayega…

Kishoore Khanna

P.S.

Due respect and credits to all Urdu poets whose wonderful khayal and lyrics I have used hereinabove to give this expression a fitting flavor. Intellectual Property Rights ka jamana hai bhai… Smile :-)